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Posted By: Doc How about some humor? - 01/26/2019 06:30 PM
Maybe attract more members to have a bit of content here. This links to a short video of two seventeen year old boys encountering a rotary dial phone for first time.


Doc
Posted By: Tyler Re: How about some humor? - 02/04/2019 08:34 PM
That's hilarious!! My grandparents had a rotary phone when I was younger and now it's a toy for my kids. When I tell them about calling girlfriends on it they look at me like I have 4 heads
Posted By: sonny Re: How about some humor? - 02/04/2019 09:41 PM
WOW!!! That's the best one yet!! LOL!!! I never knew todays kids would have trouble with phones! ---Wonder what they would to with "grandma's" hand crank jobber? LOL!!!
Posted By: JIM Re: How about some humor? - 02/05/2019 01:33 AM
I remember party lines
Posted By: Doc Re: How about some humor? - 03/08/2019 10:57 AM
Lets keep the humor gojng...


Saw Richard Dreyfuss on Carson once talking about meeting John Wayne. His rules as stated by Dreyfuss were: "Learn your lines. Show up for work on time and never ever wear suede shoes."

When Dreyfuss questioned him about the suede shoes he replied it was inevitable he would be standing at a public urinal and the guy next to him would look up and declare "John Wayne!" and piss all over his shoes as he spun towards him.
Doc
Posted By: Datman Re: How about some humor? - 03/13/2019 10:07 AM
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Posted By: Doc Re: How about some humor? - 04/11/2019 10:08 AM
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry" says the maƮtre d', after scrutinizing the group. "But you can't come in here without a Thai".
Posted By: JIM Re: How about some humor? - 04/11/2019 01:11 PM
yuk yuk yuk smile
Posted By: Doc Re: How about some humor? - 04/20/2019 01:45 AM
Stay In SCOHOL .... or you could end up on a road crew like one in Doral, FL that painted this: [Linked Image from cdnph.upi.com]

Doc
Posted By: JIM Re: How about some humor? - 04/20/2021 02:44 AM
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Posted By: bunkclimber Re: How about some humor? - 04/20/2021 03:05 PM
"The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday is Nun" Stacy Keach as 'Sgt.Stedenko'-"Cheech and Chong-Up In Smoke",1978..... (man,how times have changed!!!)
Posted By: sonny Re: How about some humor? - 04/20/2021 06:14 PM
Good one Bunk!!!! LOL!!!
Posted By: JIM Re: How about some humor? - 04/22/2021 01:03 PM
Yup definitely changed
Posted By: bunkclimber Re: How about some humor? - 04/27/2021 11:41 PM
I bought a dog from a blacksmith this morning..within ten minutes of getting him back home he made a bolt for the door
Posted By: sonny Re: How about some humor? - 04/28/2021 01:19 AM
LOL!! another good one!!!
Posted By: JIM Re: How about some humor? - 04/29/2021 01:41 AM
Cute
Posted By: JIM Re: How about some humor? - 06/22/2021 09:29 PM
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Posted By: bunkclimber Re: How about some humor? - 06/23/2021 04:58 PM
anybody need an ark welder? I noah guy...
Posted By: sonny Re: How about some humor? - 06/24/2021 04:45 PM
good ones!
Posted By: Terry Re: How about some humor? - 06/28/2021 02:04 AM
Why did the deer get braces?




He had buck teeth.




Groan! Sorry i haven't been around guys. Life just sucks right now. Hopefully it will change for the better soon.
Posted By: sonny Re: How about some humor? - 06/28/2021 06:50 PM
Good one Terry!
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